We the sheep do solemnly swear, to protect the rights of oil companies, at any cost, whether it is through organized terror, with our organized forces, or diplomatic terror and well practiced lies. We solemnly swear, not to respect the rights of those who do not believe as we do, that it is our god given right to rule, conspire, lie, humiliate, suppress and condemn any social, political cultural or personal view other than ours. We understand Democracy is a doctrine which we hide behind as a just form of Government, knowing that capitalism will lead to a secure nation where all peoples are created equal and the opportunity to drive the largest SUV will lead to prosperity happiness and wealth, regardless of the short term effects on natural resources, health care and education. We will defend the rights of special interest groups the power to sway political elections and governmental laws, for these interests are those of the wealthiest corporations which have always employed the greatest number of people looking out for the greater common good. We swear to never look to the future, for today is the only day that matters. And we swear to never question your judgment or character for you believe in the one true god.
